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Hello ladies and gentlemen

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This film is a joint production

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of MandarinVision and Creamfilm

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with help from industry-acclaimed
Creamfilm Production Co.

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We invited the industry's
notoriously difficult Miss Yeh

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and Mr. Chung to act as producers

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I'm the director
who saw it through to the end

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A-Yao

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Over the course of the film

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I will from time to time

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chime in with a few words

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to share my own ideas

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and explain the story

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Please enjoy the film

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I won't bother you for now

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I'll appear again

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when necessary

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Motherfucker

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What the fuck's that drumming?

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The beat's all fucked up

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Pigeon

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You haven't even weighed it

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Only 100?

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This brick here

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has thousands of bottles

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and it's barely over NT5000

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I drop more on the ground

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than what you pick up

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Come on

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NT100

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It'll be gone in one meal

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Belly Button

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My business used to be small

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Now it's grown

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Frankly

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I don't deal in your tiny volumes anymore

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If it wasn't that we're classmates

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I wouldn't take this

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One hundred's not enough?

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One hundred twenty?

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How about I give you one fifty?

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Ma

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Sorry I'm late

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Are you feeling better?

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Yes, still a bit dizzy

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Ma, how about

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I ask the nurse to get you another drip?

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All right

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All right?

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Nurse

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Could you please give my mother
another IV drip?

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It's almost 5 already

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We can't hook up another IV

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Please

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Please

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Nurse

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Obama

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How much longer?

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Just a bit longer

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You think I'm playing in here?

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It's hot as fuck

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My underwear's soaked

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Hot as hell

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Your friend's here

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Motherfucker

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You only come when there's food?

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No

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I took my mom to the health center

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Work's almost over

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Start cleaning up

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In this factory, everyone shows
concern for a mother's welfare

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It's a form of human considerateness

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Pickle has temp jobs during the daytime

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He works here as night watchman

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He sweeps the factory
before everyone leaves

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Froggy, what are you doing?

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Be careful

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Froggy, can you be nice?

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You're making me deaf

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What now?

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Not happy with work?

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No, no, no

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Why's the Buddha head like that?

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The one yelling in front

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is the factory boss, Kevin

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The one grabbing ass in the back

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is Congressman Gao
and his assistant Valérie

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Although Gao won't have many scenes

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the story of his struggle

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is worth our attention

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Ten years ago

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from street-level political organizer

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he climbed to congressman

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After his fifth consecutive election

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the deputy speaker sent him
a fine mahogany table

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But ever since Valérie arrived

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Congressman Gao's mahogany table

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suddenly grew a new panel

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It's mainly for the benefit
of Valerie's work

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When others conduct business
on the computer

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Valérie hides underneath

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and operates Congressman Gao's joystick

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This room's dark as pitch

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How can we get customers like this?

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My boss said it would cut costs

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There's usually no one here

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Everything depends on the room inside
anyway

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Young man, Make me some instant noodles

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with egg

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You still want that?

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Thank you

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Business is good today

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It's getting by

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One order of noodles

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with one egg

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Are you fucking kidding?

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A grocery and game shop isn't enough

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now we have to cook noodles too?

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You think I can do this all by myself?

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Belly Button loves crane games

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It's hard to understand
why a middle-aged man

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would take an interest in them

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I always wanted to ask Belly Button

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why he likes crane games so much

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Crane games are like therapy

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How're you and Little Orchid doing?

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Another guy stole her

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Who's the culprit?

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A young factory worker fresh from the army

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So impressive

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He's very tall

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and has a car

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Having a girlfriend's just a waste of money

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For you

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going home and humping the wall
should be enough

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Pickle

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Pickle

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Pickle

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Coming

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Stop yelling

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Is your boss here?

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He's out rubbing elbows

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Motherfucker

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He's always drinking and rubbing elbows

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Can you work without rubbing elbows?

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Does he pay you much then?

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What were you doing just now?

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Nah, I'm helping our boss clean
that old Benz

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He ought to drive the new one

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Just write that old one off for me to sell

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You see

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Don't say I don't treat you well

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I came here specially

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to show you this beauty

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Why's it sticky?

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Goddamn

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Just appreciate it

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Don't fuss

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Look

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Damn good shots

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That ass is soft and smooth

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The photographer should've won
the Nobel Prize

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Fuck

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Just chewing that underwear

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would make life worth living

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I can give you this pair to chew

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You can chew it yourself

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Your boss has got it good

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Studying abroad

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a beautiful wife

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a good car

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his whole family moved to America

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That's life

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Birth is eight-tenths of destiny

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Even the richest

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still eat only three meals a day

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Fuck

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Let's eat a fourth meal now

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You make tea

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Wait for me

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I'll go fetch some good stuff

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First of all, let's introduce

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our impeccable

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Commissioner of Culture

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Let's have a round of applause

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One of us

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Next, let's introduce

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the artist who studied in America

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Chairman Kevin

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As for myself

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Everyone knows

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I am the deputy speaker

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Bill Small

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Applause

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Louder

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More enthusiasm

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Let me say

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I usually charge big bills

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But we're buddies

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so for you, I Bill Small

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See how moderate I am

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Come

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First of all, let's invite our brother

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to sing a song

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Warm yourselves up first

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Let's welcome our bureau chief

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and our artist

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All right?

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Let's give him a round of applause

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Bamboo shoots, once harvested,
stiffen quickly

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without Li Hua Fan's magic,
who moves mountain and sea

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A girl in love should marry

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Don't let her fall into harlotry

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As the ripened rice field fears the typhoon

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the girl fears her pregnancy discovered
too soon

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Left hand pulls dress over
her swollen bulge

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Right hands beckons customers to indulge

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As the sugarcane is hard but full of juice

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The tea shop girl is sweet but keeps aloof

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Using thousands upon
thousands of his coin

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Right?

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when he invites her to walk

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she's too busy to join

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It's really enough

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I'm pissed off

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The sun blazes over the land in June

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She invites him to travel to Penghu

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By planes, ferries, and automobiles

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Luxurious seafood for three meals

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Wax apple blossoms redden every tree

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But on one, a fierce wasp can be seen

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Ah

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There's a car parked outside

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A woman's standing next to it

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This one

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Don't worry about what's outside

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She must be here to see your boss

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There wasn't much today

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Good thing I went early

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or it would've been sold out

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Why do you always bring cold curry?

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You can't warm it with your lighter?

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Be glad you can eat

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You're so picky

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Goddamn

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This is broken

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It's been broken for days

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This curry has only carrots

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Not a scrap of meat

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If it's broken, you don't fix it?

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If you're so great

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then go find a new one for me

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How can you eat without television?

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What's good on TV?

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This bit's frozen

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Can't break it apart

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We can just watch the news

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All they do now

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is show car dashcam videos and call it news

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Pickle

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Your boss' old car

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that Benz

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Is he still driving it?

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Not in a long time

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Does he have a dashcam set up?

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He should

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Take it out and have a look

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See where he's been doing his good deeds

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Don't snoop in people's stuff

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My boss is very mean

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To hell with that

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When you finish, will you tell your boss

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"Boss,"

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"I took a look at your dashcam"

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"I know the good deeds you've been doing"

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Would you say that?

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If you don't tell him, how will he know?

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Go get it

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Still pussying out?

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Did your ass grow roots?

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Come on

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If he finds out

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you can cut my head off and sit on it

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What's there to see on a dashcam?

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I can't tell if you're innocent or an idiot

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Whoa

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It got hard

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It got hard after touching you

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Really

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Are you rock-hard?

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Well then

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you want it?

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I want it

294
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:11,670
What do you want?

295
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:13,040
I want you to fuck me

296
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:18,170
Kevin had left the pond earlier that day
with Gucci

297
00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,580
to come to this mysterious place

298
00:18:20,670 --> 00:18:23,210
He asked Gucci to do
some liver maintenance

299
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:25,710
and prostate detoxification

300
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:28,670
During that time

301
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,750
the lady in the middle of the field

302
00:18:30,830 --> 00:18:32,830
called, looking for Kevin

303
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,170
She kept calling and calling

304
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:37,040
until the sky grew dark

305
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:41,210
as Kevin's phone rang like a madman

306
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,210
You're so wet

307
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:47,710
You're so hard

308
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,000
So big

309
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,960
Is it very big?

310
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:52,830
It's big

311
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,210
I love you fucking me

312
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:56,960
Like this?

313
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:58,670
Yeah, go deeper

314
00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:11,750
Call me Puta

315
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,040
Call me Puta

316
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,250
Who's Puta?

317
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:15,540
I'm Puta

318
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:16,630
Puta

319
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:17,460
I'm your Puta

320
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:18,460
Puta

321
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:21,130
Puta

322
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:22,750
Puta

323
00:19:24,210 --> 00:19:25,040
Come inside

324
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,040
I want you to come in me

325
00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:27,730
I want to fuck you

326
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,290
Come inside

327
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:36,540
Miss Yeh

328
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,420
Behave yourself

329
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,080
you're already a grown woman

330
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:42,580
Shouldn't you be sleeping at this hour?

331
00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:49,630
You want to fuck that old hag Yeh,
or fuck me?

332
00:19:50,710 --> 00:19:52,060
You want to fuck that old hag Yeh,
or fuck me?

333
00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,000
I want to fuck you

334
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,460
Then fuck my brains out

335
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,290
Louder

336
00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:59,330
Then fuck my brains out

337
00:20:00,290 --> 00:20:01,460
Fuck me

338
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,580
That's good

339
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:04,040
I love when you fuck me

340
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:06,290
So good

341
00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:08,790
Oh, so good

342
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:16,040
Hello

343
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:17,210
Miss Yeh

344
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:19,580
Do you have business with Kevin baby
this late?

345
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,210
Please pass the phone to your Kev

346
00:20:22,290 --> 00:20:24,330
I have something important to say to him

347
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,710
You're hard to find

348
00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:43,580
Is it that difficult for us
to meet face to face?

349
00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:48,630
Why don't you answer?

350
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,080
Speak

351
00:20:59,040 --> 00:20:59,930
Don't think I don't know

352
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,540
You're up to some low-down bullshit

353
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:03,710
Kevin Huang

354
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:06,420
I'm giving you one last chance

355
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:09,380
Find time to meet me right now

356
00:21:09,460 --> 00:21:11,040
or whatever happens after this

357
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:12,630
will be on your head

358
00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:15,580
All right

359
00:21:16,790 --> 00:21:17,830
Our old spot

360
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,250
That woman left

361
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,250
What'd you bring that for?

362
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,170
Didn't you say to get the dashcam?

363
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:37,040
You can't just get the memory card?

364
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:39,380
Why'd you pull the whole damn thing down?

365
00:21:39,460 --> 00:21:41,420
How should I know what card?

366
00:21:43,250 --> 00:21:44,680
You'd need a map to scratch your ass

367
00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:45,750
Bring it here

368
00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:49,580
For the normally timid Belly Button

369
00:21:49,670 --> 00:21:51,880
it's only in Pickle's office

370
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:53,880
that he can speak boldly

371
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,580
His entire life

372
00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:58,960
it's only in this cramped cell of a room

373
00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,290
that he can find a little confidence

374
00:22:02,130 --> 00:22:03,830
Here, this

375
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:05,250
It's called a memory card

376
00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:06,130
It's so small

377
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:09,460
Fellow countrymen

378
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,000
What exactly is a dashboard camera?

379
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:15,040
It's a miracle of modern science

380
00:22:15,130 --> 00:22:17,330
The mini-camera that defines this era

381
00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:19,540
Mounted in the car

382
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:22,290
It records the view outside the windshield

383
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,830
If there's a traffic dispute

384
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:28,130
you can pull out the recording as evidence

385
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,920
After all,
what the modern person considers is

386
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
where there are images

387
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,380
there is truth

388
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,540
The sounds recorded by the dashcam

389
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,920
are sounds within the car

390
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,210
So what we are about to hear

391
00:22:42,290 --> 00:22:45,210
is the horseplay in Kevin's car

392
00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:47,340
What grade are you in?

393
00:22:48,630 --> 00:22:49,920
Junior this year

394
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:51,290
Junior

395
00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:52,710
In college

396
00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:55,170
I bet if we just played a little,
you'd already be wet

397
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:56,580
Let me see

398
00:22:58,540 --> 00:23:00,380
Do we need to go so fast?

399
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,460
We're still driving

400
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,830
Hold on a second

401
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:06,460
In modern society, time is money

402
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,330
Fuck

403
00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:12,880
Talk about great timing

404
00:23:14,710 --> 00:23:15,460
Hello

405
00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:18,170
Hello, special assistant

406
00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:22,210
Do you know this special assistant?

407
00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:23,500
I don't

408
00:23:23,580 --> 00:23:25,210
Let me inform you of the situation

409
00:23:26,130 --> 00:23:27,080
Yes, I understand

410
00:23:27,170 --> 00:23:28,410
I understand, special assistant

411
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:29,920
No problem

412
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:32,580
Because that's next quarter's funding

413
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:37,670
Yes

414
00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:39,630
Yes

415
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,460
Your boss turns into a real pussy
on the phone

416
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,170
Don't bad-mouth people like that

417
00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:47,290
It's true

418
00:23:47,790 --> 00:23:50,420
He usually acts all dignified

419
00:23:52,170 --> 00:23:54,790
Special assistant,
please inform the Congressman

420
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,330
Yes

421
00:23:57,790 --> 00:23:59,290
Thank you special assistant

422
00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:01,170
Good night, special assistant

423
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:03,460
Fuck

424
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:05,580
Always first in line for money

425
00:24:05,670 --> 00:24:07,670
but ask for a favor, and he disappears

426
00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:10,330
Your boss is good at acting

427
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,920
As soon as he hangs up, his mood flips

428
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:15,710
Where were we?

429
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,890
You haven't even asked my name yet

430
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:18,880
We're here

431
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:19,630
Oh, right

432
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,040
What's your name?

433
00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:22,380
I'm Cindy

434
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,580
Cindy, huh

435
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:26,290
Cindy, what made you want to do this?

436
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:27,500
- Cindy
- Yeah

437
00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:29,880
Because I want to study abroad

438
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,170
Hello, welcome to the Forbidden City

439
00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,890
Would you like a rest, or overnight stay?

440
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:35,250
Rest

441
00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:39,040
For a three hour rest,
there's 1280, 1680, 1980

442
00:24:39,130 --> 00:24:40,420
1980, thank you

443
00:24:41,290 --> 00:24:42,960
This place really isn't cheap

444
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,000
Three hours, 1980

445
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:47,540
It's highway robbery

446
00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:48,920
Please have a relaxing time

447
00:24:52,670 --> 00:24:53,920
Where do you want to go?

448
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:06,290
What's New York?

449
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,630
The New York in America

450
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,290
That woman standing in the harbor

451
00:25:11,380 --> 00:25:11,980
holding a torch

452
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,710
wearing a shower cap

453
00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,250
The driveway's so long

454
00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,210
There's even Christmas lights

455
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:34,750
Look, the life of the rich

456
00:25:35,290 --> 00:25:36,460
It's so colorful

457
00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,000
We're here

458
00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:52,630
Why'd they stop?

459
00:25:52,710 --> 00:25:54,000
Aren't you smart

460
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:55,520
They arrived, what else would they do?

461
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,540
You want them to crash into a wall?

462
00:25:59,670 --> 00:26:01,750
Fuck, they got out

463
00:26:02,670 --> 00:26:04,040
What do we see now?

464
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,040
There's obviously nothing to see

465
00:26:07,130 --> 00:26:10,250
You want the car to drive up
to the bedroom?

466
00:26:10,330 --> 00:26:12,210
You think they're shooting porn here?

467
00:26:13,420 --> 00:26:15,210
See if there's anything else to watch

468
00:26:16,380 --> 00:26:18,420
Fuck, it's so exciting

469
00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:26,540
Your boss' name is Kevin

470
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,710
My name's Belly Button

471
00:26:28,790 --> 00:26:29,960
What a difference

472
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,080
When I get rich

473
00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:35,500
I'll have someone pick
an English name for me

474
00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:40,880
Don't be stupid

475
00:26:41,420 --> 00:26:43,790
Want me to light a prayer candle for you?

476
00:26:45,790 --> 00:26:48,290
When rich people make it big

477
00:26:48,380 --> 00:26:49,830
it's 30% cheating

478
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,250
70% background

479
00:26:51,670 --> 00:26:52,540
You

480
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:54,710
you've got nothing

481
00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:56,540
Where are you from?

482
00:26:58,630 --> 00:27:00,080
What's your background?

483
00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:03,170
My background is

484
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,130
Pineapples

485
00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:06,250
Bananas

486
00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:07,170
Guavas

487
00:27:14,330 --> 00:27:15,580
One's missing...

488
00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:18,500
Wax apples

489
00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:32,000
What's up with your boss?

490
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,080
Looks like he's on patrol

491
00:27:33,130 --> 00:27:34,580
He keeps driving and driving

492
00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:45,040
Maybe he ran out of tricks

493
00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,290
I thought your boss was baller

494
00:27:47,380 --> 00:27:48,880
But that's all he had

495
00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:03,250
Searching through dashcam footage

496
00:28:03,330 --> 00:28:05,420
is like finding a needle in a haystack

497
00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:07,210
If you're lucky

498
00:28:07,290 --> 00:28:09,540
you'll find horseplay right away

499
00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:10,960
But most of the time

500
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,000
you'll just see a car patrol

501
00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:15,960
Betting on dashcam footage

502
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,210
is like Taiwan's economy

503
00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:19,330
There's good times and bad

504
00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:21,960
When it's really bad

505
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,170
though you may watch till you drop

506
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:25,960
you'll end up with nothing

507
00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:28,540
Fuck

508
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:02,330
Goddamn

509
00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:04,380
Why's your boss back so early today?

510
00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:05,540
It's almost 3

511
00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:09,750
Damn, it's so late

512
00:29:11,170 --> 00:29:12,790
All right, I'm going

513
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,580
Go, hurry

514
00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:33,920
All right

515
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,380
Keep out of his business

516
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,670
What's going on?

517
00:30:00,210 --> 00:30:02,250
Who attached the head?

518
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,540
I attached it

519
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,420
I was doing it last night till dawn

520
00:30:09,670 --> 00:30:12,130
It'd take forever for you all to do it

521
00:30:14,130 --> 00:30:15,500
What're you standing around for?

522
00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,380
Hurry and finish the job

523
00:31:14,170 --> 00:31:15,040
Fuck

524
00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:16,580
You're

525
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,130
Are you standing there silent
to scare people?

526
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:23,750
What are you doing here?

527
00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:25,500
Nothing, just taking a walk around

528
00:31:29,460 --> 00:31:30,960
Hold this for me

529
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,960
This man's name is Shao-Huai Chang

530
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:37,210
In this film, he's called Sugar Apple

531
00:31:37,670 --> 00:31:39,080
In our film

532
00:31:39,170 --> 00:31:40,670
he only has one line

533
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:41,830
Taking a walk

534
00:31:42,580 --> 00:31:44,420
He's very busy every day

535
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,080
Busy taking a walk

536
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,540
He walks further than policemen patrol

537
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,960
Walks harder than the village chief works

538
00:31:55,460 --> 00:31:57,920
But human relations are a funny thing

539
00:31:58,540 --> 00:31:59,960
The village is full of people

540
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,420
but no matter where Sugar Apple's walked

541
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,630
the only friend he's made has been
Belly Button

542
00:32:32,710 --> 00:32:33,420
Pickle

543
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,080
The hood ornament on my Benz is bent,
Can you fix it?

544
00:32:37,170 --> 00:32:37,880
Okay

545
00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:49,880
Okay, close enough

546
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,540
It's fine,
are you praying to the ancestors now?

547
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,080
Pickle

548
00:32:58,170 --> 00:32:59,640
Go to the Seven (7-11) at the intersection

549
00:32:59,670 --> 00:33:00,920
Pick up a package for me

550
00:33:01,330 --> 00:33:02,580
Boss, what package?

551
00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:05,130
Fuck, Just say a package for Kevin Huang

552
00:33:05,210 --> 00:33:06,170
They'll give it to you

553
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:08,380
Got it?

554
00:33:08,460 --> 00:33:09,080
All right

555
00:33:23,830 --> 00:33:28,920
"Savon"

556
00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:32,420
According to the latest weather forecast

557
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,000
over the Philippines coastal region

558
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,790
a tropical depression has already formed

559
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:36,540
Peanut

560
00:33:36,630 --> 00:33:37,830
I want to pick up a package

561
00:33:38,540 --> 00:33:39,330
A package

562
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:40,460
What package?

563
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,250
Kevin Huang

564
00:33:45,330 --> 00:33:46,920
the boss of Global

565
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:49,040
Never heard of him

566
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:54,210
My boss told me to pick it up at Savon

567
00:33:56,500 --> 00:33:57,250
Pickle

568
00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:59,710
This is Savon, not Seven (7-11)

569
00:33:59,790 --> 00:34:01,080
Seven's the one on the left

570
00:34:03,790 --> 00:34:05,000
The man appeared suspicious

571
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,130
and is suspected to be mentally unstable

572
00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:08,540
Fuck, that's Belly Button

573
00:34:08,630 --> 00:34:11,130
He got into a dispute with police

574
00:34:11,210 --> 00:34:13,710
From the police video, it appears

575
00:34:13,790 --> 00:34:15,330
Belly Button got arrested

576
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,460
he was carrying many unidentified items

577
00:34:17,540 --> 00:34:19,130
attracting police attention

578
00:34:19,210 --> 00:34:20,080
On grounds of safety

579
00:34:20,170 --> 00:34:21,750
an officer questioned him

580
00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:24,080
not expecting the man to attack

581
00:34:24,170 --> 00:34:26,670
With the help of two officers,
he was finally subdued

582
00:34:26,750 --> 00:34:30,330
and brought into the station
for questioning

583
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:33,130
Your vehicle has no license plate

584
00:34:33,210 --> 00:34:34,040
Impound it

585
00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:35,850
Impound it. You can return in our car

586
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,640
I'll drive your motorcycle back for you

587
00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:37,560
Come to the station to chat

588
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:38,750
Chief, this is no good

589
00:34:38,830 --> 00:34:39,680
What the hell are you doing?

590
00:34:39,710 --> 00:34:41,330
Settle down, what's done is done

591
00:34:41,420 --> 00:34:43,170
Dear audience members

592
00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,460
there were no journalists at the scene

593
00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:47,250
so footage for the TV news

594
00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:50,130
would've been provided by police

595
00:34:50,210 --> 00:34:53,330
We can provide you more objective footage

596
00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:55,290
with the fewest edits possible

597
00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,750
to let you understand how events unfolded

598
00:34:58,670 --> 00:35:01,710
Unlike the police, our video is not shaky

599
00:35:02,330 --> 00:35:04,630
Shooting films is our profession, after all

600
00:35:04,710 --> 00:35:06,750
Any shaky cameraman

601
00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:09,790
would've been sacked long ago

602
00:35:10,290 --> 00:35:11,380
Listen

603
00:35:13,130 --> 00:35:15,920
I'm citing obstruction of justice

604
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,330
to arrest you

605
00:35:17,420 --> 00:35:18,460
Do you understand?

606
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:19,790
Moving on

607
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,290
you have the right

608
00:35:21,790 --> 00:35:23,000
to remain silent

609
00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:25,460
and refuse to answer any questions

610
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,080
You can appoint an attorney

611
00:35:27,170 --> 00:35:28,500
to ensure your rights

612
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:29,750
If you are low income

613
00:35:29,830 --> 00:35:31,130
lower-middle income

614
00:35:31,210 --> 00:35:32,420
or aboriginal

615
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:34,380
the law must allow you to request
an attorney

616
00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:35,540
You can request an attorney

617
00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:36,330
Understand?

618
00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:37,960
Cuff him

619
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:38,880
Cuff him up

620
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,460
Take his hands

621
00:35:40,540 --> 00:35:41,500
Son of a gun

622
00:35:41,580 --> 00:35:42,290
Here

623
00:35:51,580 --> 00:35:52,290
Take this

624
00:35:52,670 --> 00:35:54,290
It's fine now, you can go

625
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,040
Listen,

626
00:35:56,130 --> 00:35:57,540
next time we meet

627
00:35:57,630 --> 00:35:58,630
talk to me

628
00:35:59,210 --> 00:36:00,750
Don't get rowdy

629
00:36:00,830 --> 00:36:01,460
Alright?

630
00:36:01,540 --> 00:36:02,560
Otherwise I'm forced to do my duty

631
00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:03,790
Work with me here

632
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:05,630
You can go

633
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,290
Take a lunchbox with you

634
00:36:08,380 --> 00:36:09,540
Take one each

635
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:10,790
Thanks

636
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:11,710
Okay

637
00:36:38,670 --> 00:36:39,670
Motherfucker

638
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:41,130
You call yourself a friend?

639
00:36:42,580 --> 00:36:45,000
You saw me getting beaten and did nothing?

640
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,040
Sugar Apple isn't some long-haired

641
00:36:52,130 --> 00:36:54,210
stinking vagrant

642
00:36:54,830 --> 00:36:57,540
He grooms himself neatly each day

643
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,250
Everyone in the village knows him

644
00:37:01,330 --> 00:37:03,380
But nobody knows where he came from

645
00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,750
One day, three years ago

646
00:37:05,830 --> 00:37:07,580
he suddenly appeared

647
00:37:07,670 --> 00:37:11,130
settling down at
an abandoned naval sentry post

648
00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:13,580
Some say he used to be a sailor

649
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,380
Others say he went mad from a breakup

650
00:37:16,710 --> 00:37:18,830
Still others say he killed a man

651
00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:23,250
But others say they've seen luxury cars
visiting him

652
00:37:24,460 --> 00:37:27,000
Sugar Apple's a very mysterious guy

653
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Even his sole friend, Belly Button

654
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,920
only knows that at night

655
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,790
he needs to hear the sound of waves
to fall asleep

656
00:37:40,540 --> 00:37:43,080
After Belly Button's motorcycle
was impounded

657
00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:44,710
the first thing he thought of

658
00:37:44,790 --> 00:37:47,380
was borrowing Peanut's old motorcycle

659
00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:52,210
Ever since he won a new one
at the city hall's New Year's party

660
00:37:52,290 --> 00:37:53,670
Peanut stopped riding

661
00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,170
his old motorcycle

662
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,130
Since I still maintain it

663
00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:58,670
if I go racing with this one

664
00:37:58,750 --> 00:38:00,330
it's got more power than Taro's

665
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,170
Taro's motorcycle is electric

666
00:38:03,250 --> 00:38:04,040
Is that right?

667
00:38:04,130 --> 00:38:04,960
Yeah

668
00:38:06,460 --> 00:38:09,790
A guy riding a pink motorcycle?

669
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,000
No wonder you can't get a girlfriend

670
00:38:12,330 --> 00:38:13,920
What are you bullshitting about?

671
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,390
This movie's black and white

672
00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:17,040
If you don't say it, no one will know

673
00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,250
It seems like the car isn't moving

674
00:38:24,710 --> 00:38:25,880
Nah

675
00:38:26,630 --> 00:38:29,000
Your boss is full of tricks

676
00:38:29,830 --> 00:38:31,210
Have some patience

677
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,210
He's fucking sleeping

678
00:38:45,630 --> 00:38:47,750
My boss gets busy all day and all night

679
00:38:47,830 --> 00:38:49,290
It saps his energy

680
00:38:50,790 --> 00:38:53,330
Let's see what else is good to watch

681
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:58,960
Here

682
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:02,080
Here

683
00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:03,710
This is new

684
00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:08,960
I want to say hi to your little friend

685
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,540
It's broad daylight

686
00:39:10,630 --> 00:39:11,580
Yeah

687
00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:14,380
You're not afraid of being seen?

688
00:39:14,460 --> 00:39:15,750
Afraid of what?

689
00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:16,880
The windows are so dark

690
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,130
What's up with your boss?

691
00:39:18,210 --> 00:39:20,330
He sounds indifferent

692
00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,920
You're in a hurry today

693
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,210
I want it

694
00:39:26,420 --> 00:39:27,630
There are so many motorcycles

695
00:39:27,710 --> 00:39:28,460
Hello

696
00:39:28,710 --> 00:39:30,420
This girl's bold

697
00:39:30,790 --> 00:39:32,170
Long time no see

698
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:33,290
Did you miss me?

699
00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:34,080
Come

700
00:39:34,170 --> 00:39:35,460
Let me kiss you

701
00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:40,710
What's that sound?

702
00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,130
Sucking the gear stick

703
00:39:43,540 --> 00:39:45,040
How do you suck a gear stick?

704
00:39:45,710 --> 00:39:46,790
It tastes good

705
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:48,920
Tastes so good

706
00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:52,700
Let me touch your little sister

707
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:58,540
This girl's a good singer

708
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,080
Once she's got the microphone,
she won't let go

709
00:40:06,790 --> 00:40:08,250
Your little sister is so wet

710
00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:12,130
Damn it

711
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:14,250
Don't get so damn close

712
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,380
Hurry up and get in

713
00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:22,830
That's a good sound

714
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:24,500
He's driving a long way

715
00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:25,330
Yeah

716
00:40:25,790 --> 00:40:27,420
Your boss is impressive

717
00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:31,880
Getting blown from mountain to seaside,
and he's still hard

718
00:40:33,130 --> 00:40:34,580
He must train his body

719
00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:36,080
He's tough

720
00:40:38,380 --> 00:40:39,710
It's true

721
00:40:41,330 --> 00:40:44,960
It's easier to pick up chicks with a car

722
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:48,290
Nah, it depends what car

723
00:40:48,830 --> 00:40:50,250
My boss drives a Benz

724
00:40:51,540 --> 00:40:53,920
The gentle lady we're hearing now

725
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:55,540
was the lady in the field

726
00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:58,210
who kept calling Kevin before, Miss Yeh

727
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,290
This scene took place quite a while ago

728
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,880
Kevin's feelings for Miss Yeh

729
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:06,880
have already faded

730
00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:09,670
But I can understand Kevin

731
00:41:10,130 --> 00:41:11,290
When a grown man

732
00:41:11,380 --> 00:41:14,540
meets a woman of skill and assertiveness
like Miss Yeh

733
00:41:15,130 --> 00:41:16,750
no matter how devoid of feeling

734
00:41:16,830 --> 00:41:18,710
he can't stop his prick
from getting excited

735
00:41:19,630 --> 00:41:20,950
Just from listening, you get hard

736
00:41:23,670 --> 00:41:24,750
and thirsty

737
00:41:30,580 --> 00:41:32,040
What else is there to see?

738
00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:36,540
That was real incredible

739
00:41:40,170 --> 00:41:41,130
Goddamn

740
00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:42,630
I've seen this already

741
00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:51,670
Let's just watch an old one

742
00:41:52,540 --> 00:41:53,500
Man

743
00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:55,000
Is your boss back yet?

744
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,580
Not yet

745
00:42:03,130 --> 00:42:04,790
Well, it's hopeless then

746
00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:06,710
Let's watch Cindy

747
00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:15,710
You remember Cindy?

748
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,830
All right, let's watch a little

749
00:42:21,290 --> 00:42:22,580
Your Cindy's here

750
00:42:23,130 --> 00:42:24,250
What grade are you in?

751
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:41,960
Master, over here

752
00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:43,630
This way, please

753
00:42:51,080 --> 00:42:51,960
Here

754
00:42:56,330 --> 00:42:57,040
Master

755
00:42:57,420 --> 00:43:00,710
Buddha is not only an image of virtue,
but also a reflective mirror

756
00:43:00,790 --> 00:43:04,380
So that seeing Buddha's face is
alike to chanting his name

757
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:07,290
Just as gazing at one's
most respected master

758
00:43:07,380 --> 00:43:09,290
clears the mind of wild thoughts

759
00:43:09,380 --> 00:43:11,460
and brings forth a peaceful heart

760
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,500
Amitabha Buddha

761
00:43:15,170 --> 00:43:17,670
This Buddha really is beautiful

762
00:43:18,130 --> 00:43:20,750
It looks like the image of virtue

763
00:43:21,210 --> 00:43:22,540
When I see this Buddha

764
00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:24,040
as Buddha's teachings illuminate

765
00:43:24,130 --> 00:43:27,000
all my mind is calmed down

766
00:43:28,290 --> 00:43:29,000
It's great

767
00:43:29,290 --> 00:43:30,130
Very beautiful

768
00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:32,630
But one thing I find strange

769
00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:35,580
those eyebrows don't seem to line up

770
00:43:36,130 --> 00:43:37,750
Those cheeks

771
00:43:37,830 --> 00:43:38,830
they seem

772
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,960
I don't know if it's the right or left,
a bit crooked

773
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,290
And those closed eyes

774
00:43:43,380 --> 00:43:45,920
is he thinking, or dozing off?

775
00:43:47,130 --> 00:43:47,960
Most importantly

776
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,670
he's got to raise his chin up

777
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:50,670
You need vigor

778
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,540
to liberate all sentient beings

779
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:53,640
But right now he looks like

780
00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:55,960
he's super depressed

781
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,040
Is that okay?

782
00:43:57,540 --> 00:43:58,670
Amitabha Buddha

783
00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:00,750
Thank you for your suggestions, Sister

784
00:44:00,830 --> 00:44:01,640
Beautiful work, beautiful work

785
00:44:01,670 --> 00:44:04,670
Global's artwork is world-famous

786
00:44:04,750 --> 00:44:06,880
I put in a lot of effort this time

787
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:09,750
to convince Brother Kevin to take this job

788
00:44:09,830 --> 00:44:12,330
I think only Brother Kevin's talent

789
00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:16,170
could express the unique aura of Mt. Foshan

790
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,250
Amitabha Buddha

791
00:44:18,330 --> 00:44:21,250
What Brother Kevin has made is art

792
00:44:21,330 --> 00:44:22,580
When we say Buddha is

793
00:44:22,670 --> 00:44:24,460
speaking of dignity

794
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:25,540
of fortune

795
00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:27,080
of excellence

796
00:44:27,170 --> 00:44:29,420
it's by judging the look of his entire body

797
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:32,130
If we consider our Buddha a work of art

798
00:44:32,210 --> 00:44:34,670
then we might as well put him
in a museum, Right?

799
00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:36,420
Amitabha Buddha

800
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:37,630
Sorry

801
00:44:38,290 --> 00:44:39,000
Sister

802
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,290
Does anyone call you fat?

803
00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:44,540
Whether anyone calls you that

804
00:44:44,830 --> 00:44:46,750
I don't think you're fat

805
00:44:47,170 --> 00:44:48,960
Fatness and thinness

806
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,000
are subjective things

807
00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:53,630
Just like whether Buddha's image
is virtuous or not

808
00:44:53,710 --> 00:44:55,920
is very subjective

809
00:44:56,830 --> 00:44:58,290
Amitabha Buddha

810
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:00,040
Amitabha Buddha

811
00:45:00,540 --> 00:45:01,750
Congressman Chen

812
00:45:01,830 --> 00:45:05,040
We're talking about the image's virtue
right now

813
00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:06,710
Sorry, my name's Gao

814
00:45:07,540 --> 00:45:09,210
Chen is the chief secretary

815
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:12,420
I don't care
if you're Congressman Chen or Gao

816
00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:13,670
Just like

817
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:17,460
I wouldn't care to talk about
your relations with this lady

818
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:18,860
I wouldn't discuss it with others

819
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:21,330
I don't know your relationship

820
00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:22,630
Amitabha Buddha

821
00:45:23,670 --> 00:45:24,540
Amitabha Buddha

822
00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:25,460
Amitabha Buddha

823
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:27,920
No, if Sister really feels that way

824
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:30,670
then we'll ask Brother Kevin to saw
the Buddha's head off

825
00:45:30,750 --> 00:45:32,000
Then we can fix it

826
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:32,960
All right?

827
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,580
We'll have Sister supervise the work

828
00:45:35,670 --> 00:45:38,380
We'll work together to get the best result

829
00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,380
Master

830
00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:41,630
Brothers and Sisters

831
00:45:41,710 --> 00:45:43,380
Amitabha Buddha

832
00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:45,290
I want to tell everyone

833
00:45:45,380 --> 00:45:47,330
while I was constructing the Buddha

834
00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:49,790
I had a heart full of gratitude

835
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:51,750
From making the 3D model

836
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,830
to the construction itself

837
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:57,670
I always used
a laser inclinometer to keep it level

838
00:45:57,750 --> 00:46:00,670
This idea of symmetry or asymmetry

839
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:01,420
crookedness

840
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,170
it's impossible

841
00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:05,210
I think Sister has a valid point

842
00:46:05,290 --> 00:46:07,000
Let's saw off Buddha's head

843
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,580
and start anew

844
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,000
As for the Dharma Assembly

845
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,880
we can postpone it to next year
to do it properly

846
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,210
Amitabha Buddha

847
00:46:17,790 --> 00:46:18,670
Master

848
00:46:19,380 --> 00:46:20,420
The Buddha issue

849
00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:22,080
Is it satisfactory now?

850
00:46:22,670 --> 00:46:25,330
Leave the professional work
to the professionals

851
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:28,500
Let's put our energy
into the next development

852
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:30,040
for Mt. Foshan Park

853
00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:32,960
Amitabha Buddha

854
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,540
Amitabha Buddha

855
00:46:36,290 --> 00:46:37,790
It's strange

856
00:46:38,130 --> 00:46:39,880
After that "Amitabha Buddha"

857
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,380
the whole factory's
mood and morale changed

858
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,080
Everyone suddenly became lively

859
00:46:46,630 --> 00:46:47,510
Those who were sitting

860
00:46:47,540 --> 00:46:48,710
are now standing

861
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,290
Those who were standing

862
00:46:50,380 --> 00:46:51,750
are now climbing

863
00:46:52,250 --> 00:46:54,170
Everyone's trying

864
00:46:54,250 --> 00:46:56,000
just as hard as Kevin

865
00:46:56,460 --> 00:46:57,890
even borrowing their strength
from tomorrow

866
00:46:57,920 --> 00:46:59,920
to be used up today

867
00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:21,330
We've finally reached
the middle of the movie

868
00:47:22,380 --> 00:47:24,420
I want to mention an event here

869
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,000
Belly Button doesn't usually come here
to collect recyclables

870
00:47:28,670 --> 00:47:31,750
But for some reason he came today

871
00:47:32,540 --> 00:47:34,420
as if pulled by fate

872
00:47:34,710 --> 00:47:36,920
to meet a man who's lost all will

873
00:47:37,540 --> 00:47:39,880
After meeting Belly Button

874
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:42,210
this man will disappear from this world

875
00:47:43,170 --> 00:47:45,170
Belly Button is the last person he'll see

876
00:47:45,250 --> 00:47:47,500
and the last person who will speak to him

877
00:48:38,580 --> 00:48:39,630
What's wrong?

878
00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:47,000
A guy like Belly Button,
unacknowledged by society

879
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:48,670
and struggling to change his fortune

880
00:48:49,420 --> 00:48:51,380
often meets people like him

881
00:48:51,460 --> 00:48:53,420
whose own lives have met difficulty

882
00:48:54,380 --> 00:48:56,670
They try to help each other out

883
00:48:56,750 --> 00:48:58,460
But as the saying goes

884
00:48:58,540 --> 00:49:00,380
How can a beggar keep a cat?

885
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,080
If you can't help yourself

886
00:49:02,170 --> 00:49:03,920
how can you help others?

887
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:10,580
Ah

888
00:49:12,420 --> 00:49:13,420
Brother

889
00:49:15,790 --> 00:49:17,210
Is something wrong?

890
00:49:24,750 --> 00:49:26,380
Of course there is

891
00:49:26,790 --> 00:49:28,960
After Belly Button left this fellow

892
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,380
it began to rain

893
00:49:31,210 --> 00:49:32,290
From their perspectives

894
00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:34,170
whether it's rain or shine

895
00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:35,710
there will always be problems

896
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:39,000
But they've no time
to ponder life's problems

897
00:49:39,790 --> 00:49:41,920
Because in their own lives

898
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,880
there's an endless stream of them

899
00:49:45,670 --> 00:49:48,170
Society often speaks of justice

900
00:49:48,670 --> 00:49:50,380
But in these people's lives

901
00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:52,330
that word surely doesn't exist

902
00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:56,290
Since it takes all they have to find
their next meal

903
00:49:56,380 --> 00:49:58,830
they have no energy
to speak of such things

904
00:51:02,830 --> 00:51:03,750
Pickle

905
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,830
Pickle

906
00:51:19,250 --> 00:51:21,210
You still came when it's raining?

907
00:51:22,460 --> 00:51:23,330
Is your boss here?

908
00:51:23,420 --> 00:51:24,130
Yeah

909
00:51:24,210 --> 00:51:24,790
Yeah

910
00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:25,500
He's back

911
00:51:25,580 --> 00:51:26,420
All right

912
00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:37,380
Well?

913
00:51:37,460 --> 00:51:39,080
Why's your boss back so early today?

914
00:51:39,170 --> 00:51:40,380
He's drunk

915
00:51:40,460 --> 00:51:42,170
They sent him back

916
00:51:43,290 --> 00:51:44,670
That's perfect

917
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:45,790
We saw old stuff last time

918
00:51:45,830 --> 00:51:47,040
Go fetch a new one today

919
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:48,380
No way

920
00:51:49,210 --> 00:51:50,250
It's fine

921
00:51:50,330 --> 00:51:51,710
No

922
00:51:52,540 --> 00:51:53,540
Go on

923
00:51:53,630 --> 00:51:55,540
Don't keep watching people's stuff

924
00:51:56,250 --> 00:51:57,880
You're a real dork

925
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,680
Don't tell me you're gonna wake
your boss up

926
00:51:59,710 --> 00:52:00,420
and tell him

927
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:01,500
Boss

928
00:52:01,580 --> 00:52:03,880
I'm gonna peek at your dashcam

929
00:52:04,210 --> 00:52:05,170
Are you?

930
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:07,130
It's not right

931
00:52:07,790 --> 00:52:09,040
It's fine, go

932
00:52:09,130 --> 00:52:10,080
No way

933
00:52:10,580 --> 00:52:11,540
It's raining so hard

934
00:52:11,630 --> 00:52:13,670
and I came here specially for that

935
00:52:13,750 --> 00:52:14,710
Right?

936
00:52:15,670 --> 00:52:16,880
It's fine

937
00:52:19,330 --> 00:52:20,750
What we hear now

938
00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:24,460
with the American West cowboy flavor

939
00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:26,710
is music by Sheng-Xiang Lin

940
00:52:26,790 --> 00:52:30,250
made specially as a theme song
for Chairman Kevin

941
00:52:31,580 --> 00:52:34,670
The name of the song is
Surfing With The Chairman

942
00:52:35,710 --> 00:52:37,670
He said the way he drives

943
00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:40,040
through tunnels, lights flashing

944
00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:41,630
it feels as though

945
00:52:41,710 --> 00:52:43,580
Chairman Kevin

946
00:52:43,670 --> 00:52:44,770
is taking the audience along

947
00:52:44,790 --> 00:52:46,710
to go surfing at the beach

948
00:52:47,290 --> 00:52:50,330
But Chairman Kevin doesn't plan to visit
the beach

949
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:51,750
Because where he wants to surf

950
00:52:51,830 --> 00:52:53,830
is on Gucci's young body

951
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:57,290
If you would like to surf

952
00:52:57,380 --> 00:53:00,130
please find time to go with friends

953
00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:02,580
But remember, safety first

954
00:53:07,210 --> 00:53:09,830
There's tunnels in the tunnel

955
00:53:10,330 --> 00:53:11,580
Actually, this place

956
00:53:11,670 --> 00:53:13,580
is the tunnel's connecting passage

957
00:53:14,130 --> 00:53:16,290
The cars passing by go so fast

958
00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:19,210
that nobody notices what's inside

959
00:53:19,790 --> 00:53:22,500
Even if you took a shit inside

960
00:53:22,580 --> 00:53:24,500
killed someone, or started a fire

961
00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:26,500
it'd be hard for anyone to see

962
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,420
They're kissing

963
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:31,170
It got hard after touching you

964
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,290
You want it?

965
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:33,250
I want it

966
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,000
What do you want?

967
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:36,540
I want you to fuck me

968
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:38,580
She's so direct

969
00:53:38,670 --> 00:53:40,210
You like fucking me?

970
00:53:40,290 --> 00:53:41,130
I like it

971
00:53:41,210 --> 00:53:43,000
Kevin has latched onto one idea

972
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:45,040
Do what others don't dare to do

973
00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:47,250
Risk what others don't dare to risk

974
00:53:47,330 --> 00:53:49,830
His life has been
a payoff from those gambles

975
00:53:50,130 --> 00:53:50,920
Call me Puta

976
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:51,830
What?

977
00:53:52,210 --> 00:53:52,960
Call me Puta

978
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,130
What's Puta?

979
00:53:54,210 --> 00:53:55,130
How should I know?

980
00:53:55,210 --> 00:53:56,040
I'm Puta

981
00:53:56,130 --> 00:53:57,210
Puta

982
00:53:57,290 --> 00:53:59,420
Gucci is a mixed-race beauty

983
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:02,080
She's half South American

984
00:54:02,170 --> 00:54:05,330
so it's hard for me to tell
if it's Buddha or Puta

985
00:54:05,830 --> 00:54:08,080
Buddha is English

986
00:54:08,170 --> 00:54:10,540
Puta is Spanish for 'slut'

987
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,080
Judging from the current situation

988
00:54:13,170 --> 00:54:15,130
I think she probably means 'slut'

989
00:54:15,630 --> 00:54:16,880
Listen

990
00:54:18,540 --> 00:54:20,420
This must be true love

991
00:54:21,330 --> 00:54:23,210
Otherwise why would she be like that?

992
00:54:23,290 --> 00:54:24,580
Giving all of herself to him

993
00:54:24,670 --> 00:54:26,000
and moaning like that

994
00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:29,130
I want you to come in me

995
00:54:29,210 --> 00:54:30,210
I want to fuck you

996
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,750
Based on the current situation

997
00:54:37,170 --> 00:54:39,710
there's no way your boss is wearing
a condom

998
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,420
You're so smart

999
00:54:46,580 --> 00:54:47,880
Miss Yeh

1000
00:54:48,460 --> 00:54:49,540
Behave yourself

1001
00:54:49,630 --> 00:54:51,290
you're already a grown woman

1002
00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:53,710
Who's Miss Yeh?

1003
00:54:54,170 --> 00:54:55,920
My boss' old flame

1004
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:02,170
You want to fuck that old hag Yeh,
or fuck me?

1005
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:05,250
You want to fuck that old hag Yeh,
or fuck me?

1006
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,330
I want to fuck you

1007
00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:08,790
Then fuck my brains out

1008
00:55:08,880 --> 00:55:09,630
Louder

1009
00:55:09,710 --> 00:55:11,710
Then fuck my brains out

1010
00:55:12,460 --> 00:55:14,170
Fuck me

1011
00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:14,830
That's good

1012
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,540
I love when you fuck me

1013
00:55:16,630 --> 00:55:18,880
This girl is really daring

1014
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:21,330
Oh, so good

1015
00:55:26,290 --> 00:55:27,080
Hello

1016
00:55:29,540 --> 00:55:31,210
What the hell?

1017
00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:34,540
Every time it gets good, the phone rings

1018
00:55:34,630 --> 00:55:35,880
Be quiet

1019
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,630
My boss is home

1020
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:40,790
He keeps talking

1021
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,250
Blah blah blah

1022
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:43,420
Hello

1023
00:55:51,630 --> 00:55:53,040
It's nothing

1024
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:55,830
She's pissed off

1025
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,750
The girl got out of the car

1026
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,460
I'm busy

1027
00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:08,540
I wouldn't stay either

1028
00:56:08,630 --> 00:56:10,880
Don't leave things hanging

1029
00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:17,540
Speak

1030
00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:22,080
He keeps blabbering on

1031
00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:24,420
Okay

1032
00:56:25,500 --> 00:56:26,750
Our old spot

1033
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,710
He said the old spot

1034
00:56:45,580 --> 00:56:46,460
Right here

1035
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:47,750
Right here

1036
00:56:51,330 --> 00:56:53,130
I'm already in my late forties

1037
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,210
Kevin Huang

1038
00:56:56,540 --> 00:56:58,380
Ask your own conscience

1039
00:56:59,130 --> 00:57:01,290
We've been together so many years

1040
00:57:01,380 --> 00:57:03,170
Has there ever been a time you wanted me

1041
00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,630
that I wasn't there?

1042
00:57:05,670 --> 00:57:08,630
I let you stretch me like a yoga guru

1043
00:57:08,710 --> 00:57:09,580
Belly Button

1044
00:57:09,670 --> 00:57:11,330
What's yoga guru?

1045
00:57:12,290 --> 00:57:15,000
It means your boss does a lot of positions

1046
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,250
I was pregnant

1047
00:57:16,330 --> 00:57:17,460
You didn't let me keep it

1048
00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:19,040
You wanted me to lose it

1049
00:57:20,290 --> 00:57:21,790
and I did

1050
00:57:22,830 --> 00:57:23,630
Because I thought

1051
00:57:23,710 --> 00:57:25,540
there's no love between you and your wife

1052
00:57:25,630 --> 00:57:27,750
She's been overseas so many years

1053
00:57:27,830 --> 00:57:29,130
One day you would divorce her

1054
00:57:29,210 --> 00:57:30,710
and marry me

1055
00:57:31,790 --> 00:57:33,920
Your boss is a remarkable guy

1056
00:57:35,580 --> 00:57:37,750
All the women love him

1057
00:57:37,830 --> 00:57:39,630
But it wasn't enough for you

1058
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:43,000
You kept fooling around with women

1059
00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:45,210
Remarkable

1060
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:48,290
You've never treated me seriously

1061
00:57:48,710 --> 00:57:50,580
My boss' old flame

1062
00:57:51,170 --> 00:57:53,170
sounds very frustrated

1063
00:57:57,790 --> 00:57:58,960
Want to break up?

1064
00:57:59,330 --> 00:58:00,210
Sure

1065
00:58:03,500 --> 00:58:04,830
Then pay my compensation

1066
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,170
Before, I thought

1067
00:58:07,250 --> 00:58:10,250
your boss fooled with women every day

1068
00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:12,330
tasting exotic beauties

1069
00:58:15,210 --> 00:58:17,080
This girl's got feelings too

1070
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,040
Nah, your boss is heartless

1071
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,790
She fell so deeply for him

1072
00:58:25,170 --> 00:58:26,420
So you're not paying

1073
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:27,920
Fine

1074
00:58:29,330 --> 00:58:31,500
Then should I call your wife to ask for it?

1075
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,250
Or should I call

1076
00:58:36,330 --> 00:58:37,960
your cute chief secretary

1077
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:38,960
and ask him?

1078
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,920
You know that chief secretary?

1079
00:58:41,500 --> 00:58:43,420
He's my boss' secretary

1080
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:44,540
Kevin Huang

1081
00:58:44,830 --> 00:58:46,130
While I wasn't home

1082
00:58:46,210 --> 00:58:48,330
you got nasty with some old geezer
in my bed

1083
00:58:48,710 --> 00:58:49,920
You like that?

1084
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:52,040
Tell me

1085
00:58:52,540 --> 00:58:53,920
is mine tighter?

1086
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:56,080
Or is his old asshole tighter?

1087
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:00,830
No

1088
00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:04,880
I bet this is how he screamed during sex

1089
00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:07,630
Kevin

1090
00:59:09,750 --> 00:59:10,710
Kevin

1091
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:11,920
Kevin

1092
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:15,540
What's that sound?

1093
00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,710
Weird

1094
00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:29,960
Why do we only hear your boss panting?

1095
00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:35,000
It's over?

1096
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:36,750
There must be more

1097
00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:44,630
This

1098
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,170
We haven't seen this yet

1099
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,830
Isn't that here?

1100
01:00:11,710 --> 01:00:12,830
That's me

1101
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:46,460
Stop watching

1102
01:03:02,630 --> 01:03:03,430
I said, stop watching

1103
01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:05,170
You always want to watch

1104
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,420
Wasn't she from the other day?

1105
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,420
standing in the field?

1106
01:03:30,830 --> 01:03:31,500
I'm

1107
01:03:31,580 --> 01:03:33,080
I'm heading out

1108
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:36,960
Belly Button

1109
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:39,540
Stay a little longer

1110
01:03:43,670 --> 01:03:45,080
Stay a little longer

1111
01:04:09,670 --> 01:04:11,250
Should we call the cops?

1112
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:18,170
Did you forget your mother?

1113
01:04:19,830 --> 01:04:21,460
You want to lose your job?

1114
01:04:24,670 --> 01:04:25,460
Fuck

1115
01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,830
Don't you know
cops and courts are run by the rich?

1116
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:31,580
That night

1117
01:04:31,670 --> 01:04:33,630
the two of them sat, terrified

1118
01:04:34,210 --> 01:04:35,830
Sitting there like idiots

1119
01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:37,380
Sitting until sunrise

1120
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:39,000
As soon as it was light

1121
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,670
Belly Button and Pickle rushed downtown
to find Brother Lin

1122
01:04:43,250 --> 01:04:46,580
Brother Lin is normally section manager
at a security company

1123
01:04:47,290 --> 01:04:49,290
But his other identity

1124
01:04:49,380 --> 01:04:51,630
is serving as the medium at a temple

1125
01:04:52,500 --> 01:04:54,710
The gods possess his body

1126
01:04:55,170 --> 01:04:56,710
What you see now

1127
01:04:56,790 --> 01:04:58,670
is the act of possession

1128
01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:22,500
The gods use spirit writing to help
the unfortunate

1129
01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,750
Basically,
of those who come with questions

1130
01:05:24,830 --> 01:05:26,580
one type is the rich and powerful

1131
01:05:26,670 --> 01:05:28,460
who are afraid of losing it all

1132
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:31,540
The other type is the poor and powerless

1133
01:05:31,630 --> 01:05:33,580
whose hearts need relief

1134
01:05:34,380 --> 01:05:35,540
What you see now

1135
01:05:35,630 --> 01:05:37,380
is the gods' spirit writing

1136
01:05:38,040 --> 01:05:39,060
The interpreter on the side

1137
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,290
reads out what the gods are writing

1138
01:05:41,670 --> 01:05:43,830
The words are called Luan

1139
01:05:44,210 --> 01:05:47,130
They are the gods' message to believers

1140
01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:50,920
But today, the only Luan
that Belly Button and Pickle received

1141
01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:54,460
was the gods telling them to be honest

1142
01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:56,330
respect one's parents

1143
01:05:56,420 --> 01:05:58,880
and be useful to one's country

1144
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:00,750
Belly Button and Pickle

1145
01:06:00,830 --> 01:06:03,420
became more baffled, the more they saw

1146
01:06:04,130 --> 01:06:05,290
What you're about to see

1147
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:07,420
is the complete Luan

1148
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:08,380
Welcome

1149
01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:10,330
to the Homeland Safety Religious Center

1150
01:06:10,420 --> 01:06:11,960
Defend home and homeland

1151
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:13,500
To exercise filial piety

1152
01:06:13,580 --> 01:06:14,540
is self-evident

1153
01:06:14,630 --> 01:06:16,420
Following the solar horoscope brings safety

1154
01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:18,790
Courage's blessing carries you
through the world

1155
01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:23,380
Belly Button visits Peanut each day
to pick up trash

1156
01:06:24,170 --> 01:06:26,500
As they talked

1157
01:06:26,580 --> 01:06:29,830
Peanut realized Belly Button and Pickle
had met a bad spirit

1158
01:06:30,290 --> 01:06:32,420
and needed to cleanse their fortunes

1159
01:06:33,170 --> 01:06:34,540
The first place he thought of

1160
01:06:34,630 --> 01:06:37,380
was his uncle's Chiang Kai-shek temple

1161
01:06:40,210 --> 01:06:41,080
Uncle

1162
01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:42,990
These two encountered a bad spirit

1163
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,000
and came to cleanse their fortunes

1164
01:06:46,830 --> 01:06:48,170
They didn't say what it was

1165
01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:49,630
but Lord Chiang

1166
01:06:49,710 --> 01:06:51,380
should be able to help

1167
01:06:57,210 --> 01:06:58,170
You two

1168
01:06:58,250 --> 01:06:59,670
This temple only appears barren

1169
01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:02,580
My uncle purposely doesn't decorate

1170
01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:04,250
to promote sheer simplicity

1171
01:07:04,750 --> 01:07:07,080
It also expresses Lord Chiang's

1172
01:07:07,170 --> 01:07:09,830
integrity, pure as driven snow

1173
01:07:17,330 --> 01:07:18,880
People pray to Lord Chiang?

1174
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:20,080
Goddamn

1175
01:07:20,710 --> 01:07:22,420
Even Pigsy has worshippers

1176
01:07:23,750 --> 01:07:25,130
Listen

1177
01:07:25,210 --> 01:07:26,250
This temple

1178
01:07:26,330 --> 01:07:27,920
after it was built 30 years ago

1179
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:29,040
kept failing at divination

1180
01:07:29,130 --> 01:07:30,380
No gods would come here

1181
01:07:30,460 --> 01:07:31,250
One day

1182
01:07:31,330 --> 01:07:32,960
When my uncle was napping

1183
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:34,540
Lord Chiang came to him in a dream

1184
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,250
and told my uncle

1185
01:07:36,330 --> 01:07:37,540
I've got the time

1186
01:07:37,630 --> 01:07:38,750
I'm available

1187
01:07:39,460 --> 01:07:40,540
That's why

1188
01:07:40,630 --> 01:07:42,250
my uncle tends the temple

1189
01:07:42,330 --> 01:07:43,750
It's not easy

1190
01:07:44,710 --> 01:07:46,250
What does 'tend' mean?

1191
01:07:46,630 --> 01:07:47,710
He serves the gods

1192
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:49,130
He serves the gods

1193
01:07:53,290 --> 01:07:54,380
Uncle

1194
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,170
Want to help them cleanse their fortune?

1195
01:08:11,210 --> 01:08:12,540
These gods

1196
01:08:13,250 --> 01:08:15,460
sometimes they select certain people

1197
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,290
Motherfucker

1198
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,880
Don't know what he's up his own ass about

1199
01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:30,420
What's impressive about tending
a lousy-ass temple?

1200
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:31,670
Fuck

1201
01:08:32,420 --> 01:08:34,170
Makes me feel sick

1202
01:08:38,580 --> 01:08:39,670
Mr. Huang, My apologies

1203
01:08:39,750 --> 01:08:40,600
Sorry for making you come all this way

1204
01:08:40,630 --> 01:08:41,830
Don't say that

1205
01:08:42,330 --> 01:08:43,500
I asked you here

1206
01:08:43,580 --> 01:08:46,250
mainly to understand
what happened with Miss Feng Ju Yeh

1207
01:08:46,710 --> 01:08:47,580
So

1208
01:08:47,670 --> 01:08:49,250
What happened to her?

1209
01:08:50,420 --> 01:08:52,500
Her family came to file a report

1210
01:08:53,170 --> 01:08:55,500
said she'd been missing almost a week

1211
01:08:56,630 --> 01:08:58,670
Now even her car's missing

1212
01:08:59,130 --> 01:09:00,750
I thought we'd ask a few of her friends

1213
01:09:00,830 --> 01:09:02,330
to come clarify the situation

1214
01:09:05,420 --> 01:09:07,460
When did you last speak on the phone?

1215
01:09:10,670 --> 01:09:13,580
I think she called me a week ago

1216
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:16,830
How do you know her?

1217
01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,380
We're friends

1218
01:09:19,170 --> 01:09:21,080
Good friends?

1219
01:09:21,790 --> 01:09:23,170
I think so

1220
01:09:24,330 --> 01:09:26,880
What did you talk about on the phone
that day?

1221
01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:28,880
Nothing much

1222
01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:31,630
Just some random stuff

1223
01:09:33,790 --> 01:09:35,960
What random stuff?

1224
01:09:37,580 --> 01:09:42,040
As friends, we'd just talk on the phone
every once in a while

1225
01:09:44,830 --> 01:09:45,460
Oh, right

1226
01:09:45,540 --> 01:09:49,000
Last week she asked me about doing
some investing

1227
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,330
It was just talk

1228
01:09:50,420 --> 01:09:52,250
It never amounts to much

1229
01:09:53,830 --> 01:09:55,470
That was the only thing you talked about?

1230
01:09:55,500 --> 01:09:56,460
Yeah

1231
01:09:58,790 --> 01:10:01,750
Why do I feel like it
wasn't the only thing?

1232
01:10:02,710 --> 01:10:04,000
What do you mean?

1233
01:10:04,830 --> 01:10:06,630
I looked at her call records

1234
01:10:07,170 --> 01:10:08,630
Miss Yeh called you

1235
01:10:08,710 --> 01:10:10,210
over one hundred times

1236
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:11,790
Did she?

1237
01:10:12,790 --> 01:10:14,830
You should know better than anyone

1238
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:17,960
You can't say because she called me

1239
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:20,000
that I'm the one who has a problem

1240
01:10:20,540 --> 01:10:21,580
Mr. Huang

1241
01:10:22,130 --> 01:10:24,000
I never said you have a problem

1242
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:28,130
A woman dials a man's phone
over 100 times

1243
01:10:28,710 --> 01:10:31,130
what could possibly be so urgent?

1244
01:10:33,130 --> 01:10:35,540
Did she call 100 times
to talk about investing?

1245
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:37,670
I told you already

1246
01:10:37,750 --> 01:10:40,920
She called me to ask about investments

1247
01:10:41,210 --> 01:10:43,380
We also talked about
some unimportant trivial things

1248
01:10:43,460 --> 01:10:44,790
That was all

1249
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,420
I've been honest with you

1250
01:10:46,500 --> 01:10:47,330
What now?

1251
01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,380
Why are we bringing Chairman Kevin
here now?

1252
01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:52,080
Deputy speaker, Sorry

1253
01:10:52,170 --> 01:10:54,000
Let me inform you of the situation

1254
01:10:54,630 --> 01:10:59,330
Our Chairman Kevin is an important figure
in society

1255
01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:01,080
He's done so many good deeds

1256
01:11:01,170 --> 01:11:03,040
He has the heart of a Buddha

1257
01:11:03,130 --> 01:11:04,630
You insult him by bringing him here

1258
01:11:04,710 --> 01:11:05,750
I'm sorry

1259
01:11:06,130 --> 01:11:07,000
What now?

1260
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:07,790
Shun

1261
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,330
What the hell did you bring
the chairman here for?

1262
01:11:11,250 --> 01:11:14,460
I invited Chairman Huang here to clarify
Miss Yeh's situation

1263
01:11:14,540 --> 01:11:16,710
I'm practically treating
him to a cup of tea

1264
01:11:16,790 --> 01:11:17,920
It's fine

1265
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:22,250
Our Chairman Kevin contributes
money and energy to society

1266
01:11:22,330 --> 01:11:23,040
You see

1267
01:11:23,130 --> 01:11:24,290
if you're uneducated

1268
01:11:24,380 --> 01:11:26,460
he'll give you money to get educated

1269
01:11:26,540 --> 01:11:28,830
If you've got a funeral but no coffin

1270
01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:30,960
he'll buy you a coffin

1271
01:11:31,460 --> 01:11:32,580
You're insulting him

1272
01:11:32,670 --> 01:11:34,920
He's a man who, if he says it, he'll do it

1273
01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:35,980
That's what a good person he is

1274
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,420
You're insulting him

1275
01:11:39,130 --> 01:11:39,960
Shun

1276
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:42,210
Is chairman fine now?

1277
01:11:46,420 --> 01:11:47,080
It's fine

1278
01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:48,500
You can go if you want

1279
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:49,920
Do what the hell you want

1280
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,830
Then what the hell were you talking about?

1281
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:53,040
He didn't mean it like that

1282
01:11:53,130 --> 01:11:54,290
Listen

1283
01:11:54,380 --> 01:11:56,630
I'm talking to you

1284
01:11:56,710 --> 01:11:57,770
and you keep replying to
the deputy commissioner

1285
01:11:57,790 --> 01:11:58,870
What are you trying to say?

1286
01:11:58,920 --> 01:11:59,460
Listen

1287
01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:01,630
if you fucked around like this
out in society

1288
01:12:01,710 --> 01:12:04,170
the grass on your grave
would already be this high

1289
01:12:04,380 --> 01:12:04,880
Sorry

1290
01:12:04,960 --> 01:12:06,330
Show a little respect

1291
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:07,790
Shun

1292
01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:09,830
Chairman can leave now, right?

1293
01:12:11,290 --> 01:12:12,290
Do what the hell you want

1294
01:12:12,380 --> 01:12:13,250
Like I said

1295
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:14,480
What are you trying to say?

1296
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,480
Nah, he didn't mean it like that

1297
01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:16,630
Unbelievable

1298
01:12:16,710 --> 01:12:17,560
What kind of attitude is that?

1299
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:18,710
Sorry, no offense

1300
01:12:18,790 --> 01:12:20,130
So can we go now?

1301
01:12:20,210 --> 01:12:21,920
Yes, thank you

1302
01:12:22,210 --> 01:12:24,330
Show some respect, I'm telling you

1303
01:12:24,420 --> 01:12:25,670
Learn how to live in a society

1304
01:12:25,750 --> 01:12:26,250
Sorry

1305
01:12:26,330 --> 01:12:28,000
Motherfucker

1306
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:29,000
You

1307
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:31,890
get ready to be grilled
at next week's council meeting

1308
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:32,420
Okay

1309
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:33,540
Motherfucker

1310
01:12:33,630 --> 01:12:34,540
Unbelievable

1311
01:12:34,630 --> 01:12:36,790
Have a nice day, deputy speaker

1312
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,290
Motherfucker

1313
01:13:04,750 --> 01:13:05,630
Sit down

1314
01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:10,250
Sit

1315
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:28,580
How long have you worked for me?

1316
01:13:28,670 --> 01:13:29,580
Ten years

1317
01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,420
What did you do before you came here?

1318
01:13:36,210 --> 01:13:38,330
Temp jobs, here and there

1319
01:13:42,290 --> 01:13:43,960
Do I give enough salary?

1320
01:13:46,170 --> 01:13:47,130
It's enough

1321
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:56,630
I haven't been in this room for years

1322
01:13:58,540 --> 01:14:00,250
The ceiling's leaking badly

1323
01:14:00,330 --> 01:14:01,670
Why didn't you tell me?

1324
01:14:05,130 --> 01:14:06,380
Is the A/C cool enough?

1325
01:14:09,290 --> 01:14:10,790
Haven't used it in a while

1326
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:19,460
To be honest

1327
01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:24,000
I feel like you've been lazing around
without much work

1328
01:14:25,250 --> 01:14:27,210
Sometimes when you're at work

1329
01:14:28,710 --> 01:14:29,380
you sleep

1330
01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:31,130
and I don't want to disturb you

1331
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:37,040
Your trash-picking friend often comes here
to chat

1332
01:14:37,130 --> 01:14:38,630
but I didn't complain

1333
01:14:47,580 --> 01:14:48,540
Pickle

1334
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:53,670
Do I look like an idiot?

1335
01:14:55,420 --> 01:14:56,420
No

1336
01:14:58,880 --> 01:15:00,180
You think any shit you're up to here

1337
01:15:00,210 --> 01:15:01,540
I won't know about it?

1338
01:15:10,330 --> 01:15:12,790
You should know my personality

1339
01:15:14,540 --> 01:15:15,960
This is what I think

1340
01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:18,880
When dealing with human relations

1341
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:20,750
if we're good, then we're good

1342
01:15:20,830 --> 01:15:24,210
if we're not good,
we need mutual understanding

1343
01:15:36,580 --> 01:15:38,210
Have you seen me like this before?

1344
01:15:41,670 --> 01:15:43,330
You've really never seen me like this?

1345
01:15:47,170 --> 01:15:48,540
By nodding your head, do you mean

1346
01:15:48,630 --> 01:15:49,630
you have

1347
01:15:49,710 --> 01:15:51,380
or you haven't seen me like this?

1348
01:16:02,710 --> 01:16:06,130
I've worn this wig many years

1349
01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:08,840
I've worn it so long,
I sometimes feel as if

1350
01:16:08,920 --> 01:16:10,750
it's my real hair

1351
01:16:14,420 --> 01:16:16,500
Now if I don't wear it for one day

1352
01:16:17,130 --> 01:16:19,250
I feel uneasy all over

1353
01:16:38,170 --> 01:16:39,750
How's your mother been lately?

1354
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:45,920
Her health hasn't been great lately

1355
01:16:50,830 --> 01:16:53,290
If there's a problem at home,
you have to tell me

1356
01:16:57,830 --> 01:16:59,830
I believe what humans want most

1357
01:17:00,500 --> 01:17:02,130
is peace and safety

1358
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:26,630
That night, after Kevin left

1359
01:17:26,710 --> 01:17:28,710
Belly Button came looking for Pickle

1360
01:17:29,170 --> 01:17:32,330
But Belly Button kept standing outside,
not daring to enter

1361
01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:35,290
Pickle had no choice but to accompany him

1362
01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:37,420
In the gloomy black night

1363
01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:39,040
under a light drizzle

1364
01:17:39,670 --> 01:17:41,500
the two stood there quietly

1365
01:17:42,540 --> 01:17:46,210
Pickle watched Belly Button stare wistfully
at the scenery

1366
01:17:46,290 --> 01:17:48,580
his eyes filled with a faint longing

1367
01:17:49,380 --> 01:17:51,130
He wanted to comfort Belly Button

1368
01:17:51,210 --> 01:17:53,080
but couldn't find a single word

1369
01:18:17,330 --> 01:18:20,210
Belly Button also visited
Sugar Apple afterwards

1370
01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:22,540
But that all happened in a dream

1371
01:18:23,630 --> 01:18:26,460
After Sugar Apple awoke,
he couldn't sleep again

1372
01:18:26,960 --> 01:18:29,460
and went to a nearby swimming pool
to bathe

1373
01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:32,790
Sugar Apple's bathing spot isn't fixed

1374
01:18:33,830 --> 01:18:35,630
Sometimes it's a swimming pool

1375
01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:38,210
Sometimes it's a lavatory

1376
01:18:39,670 --> 01:18:42,000
Tonight there's thunder and lightning

1377
01:18:42,750 --> 01:18:44,960
but Sugar Apple doesn't seem scared at all

1378
01:18:46,080 --> 01:18:48,250
He feels slightly different today

1379
01:18:49,080 --> 01:18:52,080
He has the feeling
that Belly Button's gotten into trouble

1380
01:18:57,250 --> 01:18:59,540
That word on the sign with holes in it,
is 'Visits'

1381
01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:02,420
All together, it reads 'Meal Visits'

1382
01:19:03,290 --> 01:19:06,460
They're specially ordered by
prisoners' families

1383
01:19:06,540 --> 01:19:09,790
Because if they're too far or busy to visit

1384
01:19:10,380 --> 01:19:12,380
they can ask the foodservice

1385
01:19:12,460 --> 01:19:14,830
to send a meal in their name

1386
01:19:16,040 --> 01:19:17,920
Belly Button's been in jail before

1387
01:19:18,420 --> 01:19:20,460
After his granny passed away

1388
01:19:20,540 --> 01:19:22,380
the orphaned Belly Button

1389
01:19:22,460 --> 01:19:24,630
could no longer eat meal visits

1390
01:19:25,380 --> 01:19:29,000
But auntie still gave food once in a while

1391
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,420
treating him like their own son

1392
01:19:32,830 --> 01:19:34,420
Besides meal visits

1393
01:19:34,500 --> 01:19:38,130
auntie and her husband also grew scallions

1394
01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:40,460
When there weren't enough hands

1395
01:19:40,540 --> 01:19:44,000
they'd ask their married daughter
to come home and help out

1396
01:19:48,710 --> 01:19:49,460
Here, Button

1397
01:19:49,540 --> 01:19:51,080
Auntie just happened to have

1398
01:19:51,710 --> 01:19:52,830
some vegetables today

1399
01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:53,750
So nice

1400
01:19:59,330 --> 01:20:00,380
Somebody ordered a meal

1401
01:20:00,460 --> 01:20:01,750
and left over a chicken leg

1402
01:20:01,830 --> 01:20:02,430
I'll give it to you

1403
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:03,170
Eat plenty

1404
01:20:03,250 --> 01:20:05,960
I wondered why there's even chicken today

1405
01:20:08,580 --> 01:20:09,430
After getting out of prison

1406
01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:11,290
Belly Button would come over to help

1407
01:20:11,790 --> 01:20:14,210
Auntie would also prepare meals for him

1408
01:20:14,830 --> 01:20:17,040
But today was particularly special

1409
01:20:17,540 --> 01:20:20,000
Auntie not only fried vegetables for him

1410
01:20:20,080 --> 01:20:22,210
she also prepared a chicken leg

1411
01:20:23,630 --> 01:20:26,000
Nobody knew that Belly Button
didn't eat much

1412
01:20:26,460 --> 01:20:27,540
Other than at night

1413
01:20:27,630 --> 01:20:32,500
when he would snack on cold expired foods
tossed from the supermarket

1414
01:20:32,580 --> 01:20:34,920
during the day, he only ate one meal

1415
01:20:35,540 --> 01:20:37,000
But the meal he's eating now

1416
01:20:37,080 --> 01:20:39,290
is Belly Button's last meal of the day

1417
01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:41,920
and also the last meal of his life

1418
01:22:20,960 --> 01:22:22,710
The following morning

1419
01:22:22,790 --> 01:22:25,130
Belly Button was found in a drainage ditch

1420
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:29,170
The police found high blood alcohol
in his body

1421
01:22:30,040 --> 01:22:33,130
meaning he was probably drunk
and got in a car accident

1422
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:35,670
But we usually hear about

1423
01:22:35,750 --> 01:22:37,960
drunk drivers killing people

1424
01:22:38,790 --> 01:22:41,580
Belly Button could be one of Taiwan's
very few cases

1425
01:22:41,670 --> 01:22:44,290
of a drunk killed by a driver

1426
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:46,580
Everyone in the village also knows

1427
01:22:46,670 --> 01:22:48,210
that Belly Button doesn't drink

1428
01:22:49,170 --> 01:22:50,420
Even if he wanted to drink

1429
01:22:50,500 --> 01:22:52,920
he couldn't afford enough to get drunk

1430
01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:10,710
After Sugar Apple left the scene

1431
01:23:10,790 --> 01:23:12,830
he biked around the entire morning

1432
01:23:13,250 --> 01:23:15,130
not knowing where he was biking to

1433
01:23:15,830 --> 01:23:17,540
only that he had to keep going and going

1434
01:23:18,380 --> 01:23:20,000
His heart was tangled in knots

1435
01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:21,830
Appearing over and over in his mind

1436
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:23,540
was the figure of Belly Button

1437
01:23:24,380 --> 01:23:27,040
Finally he returned to his seaside villa

1438
01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:30,290
I think he was slowly realizing

1439
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:33,670
Belly Button dying wasn't so bad

1440
01:23:34,420 --> 01:23:35,960
At least when he died

1441
01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:38,580
they drew the figure of a man

1442
01:23:39,540 --> 01:23:41,670
For a lonely drifter like him

1443
01:23:42,040 --> 01:23:44,880
if he died,
no one would realize it for a long time

1444
01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:48,290
By then,
his corpse would've already decomposed

1445
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:52,540
At best,
they could only draw a round puddle

1446
01:24:15,130 --> 01:24:17,830
Belly Button's death couldn't have been
that simple

1447
01:24:18,290 --> 01:24:20,250
Pickle, his blood running cold

1448
01:24:20,630 --> 01:24:22,170
suddenly remembered that night

1449
01:24:22,250 --> 01:24:24,170
when Kevin said to him

1450
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:27,040
What humans want most is
peace and safety

1451
01:24:28,080 --> 01:24:29,960
Pickle felt that something was wrong

1452
01:24:30,420 --> 01:24:32,330
and worried, if anything happened to him

1453
01:24:32,420 --> 01:24:34,210
who would take care of his mother

1454
01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:35,850
The only person he could think of

1455
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:38,880
was a lifelong liar

1456
01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:39,850
with no sense of family responsibility

1457
01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:41,040
his youngest uncle

1458
01:24:46,460 --> 01:24:47,250
Uncle

1459
01:24:47,330 --> 01:24:49,000
These two sponge gourds are for you

1460
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:49,580
No need

1461
01:24:49,670 --> 01:24:50,770
You went to the trouble of growing them

1462
01:24:50,790 --> 01:24:51,480
you should sell them yourself

1463
01:24:51,500 --> 01:24:52,630
I grew these myself

1464
01:24:53,250 --> 01:24:54,420
for you to cook

1465
01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:55,270
You're giving them to me?

1466
01:24:55,290 --> 01:24:56,210
Yeah, you can cook them

1467
01:24:56,250 --> 01:24:57,460
All right

1468
01:24:57,540 --> 01:24:59,210
You only brought two?

1469
01:25:00,920 --> 01:25:01,420
Uncle

1470
01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:02,710
My mother...

1471
01:25:02,790 --> 01:25:03,580
I know your mother

1472
01:25:03,670 --> 01:25:04,830
I know your mother

1473
01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:10,250
Did you see something nasty recently?

1474
01:25:13,290 --> 01:25:14,350
You have to get this taken care of

1475
01:25:14,380 --> 01:25:15,670
How strong are your glasses?

1476
01:25:15,750 --> 01:25:16,710
Four hundred

1477
01:25:17,080 --> 01:25:19,500
Oh yeah? One side's two hundred,
one side's three hundred

1478
01:25:19,580 --> 01:25:20,630
That's five hundred

1479
01:25:20,710 --> 01:25:22,460
That's bad for your health

1480
01:25:22,540 --> 01:25:24,000
Swap a pair

1481
01:25:24,580 --> 01:25:25,710
That's better

1482
01:25:25,790 --> 01:25:27,130
Swap it and take a look

1483
01:25:27,210 --> 01:25:30,880
With glasses,
your sight should be crystal clear

1484
01:25:30,960 --> 01:25:31,880
Is it clear?

1485
01:25:33,290 --> 01:25:34,000
It's blurry

1486
01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:34,830
It's blurry?

1487
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:36,000
This one's not right

1488
01:25:37,920 --> 01:25:39,060
Let me swap another pair for you

1489
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:40,290
Try this pair

1490
01:25:41,210 --> 01:25:41,710
Uncle

1491
01:25:41,790 --> 01:25:42,710
It's about my mother...

1492
01:25:42,750 --> 01:25:44,130
I know about your mother

1493
01:25:44,210 --> 01:25:46,500
When your mother went food shopping,
I met her

1494
01:25:49,040 --> 01:25:50,290
This pair, is it clear?

1495
01:25:50,670 --> 01:25:51,500
Yeah

1496
01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:54,000
Oh, right.
You need to wear two pairs of glasses

1497
01:25:55,290 --> 01:25:56,540
One for good weather

1498
01:25:57,250 --> 01:25:58,500
one for bad weather

1499
01:25:59,830 --> 01:26:00,730
When the weather's clear, wear this pair

1500
01:26:00,750 --> 01:26:01,880
About my mother...

1501
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:02,960
I know about your mother

1502
01:26:03,040 --> 01:26:04,290
Her health isn't well

1503
01:26:04,380 --> 01:26:05,630
I know about your mother

1504
01:26:05,710 --> 01:26:07,170
I met her at the health center

1505
01:26:07,250 --> 01:26:08,330
I know already

1506
01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:11,880
Try this pair on

1507
01:26:16,130 --> 01:26:17,580
Wear this pair in good weather

1508
01:26:17,670 --> 01:26:18,580
Do they work?

1509
01:26:20,670 --> 01:26:21,540
Yeah

1510
01:26:21,630 --> 01:26:22,630
Yeah?

1511
01:26:22,710 --> 01:26:23,580
Ah, my mother

1512
01:26:23,670 --> 01:26:25,000
I know about your mother

1513
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:26,210
Two pairs is five hundred

1514
01:26:26,580 --> 01:26:27,080
Uncle

1515
01:26:27,170 --> 01:26:29,710
I don't think I have enough money on me

1516
01:26:29,790 --> 01:26:31,380
How much, how much do you have?

1517
01:26:31,460 --> 01:26:33,210
Only three hundred

1518
01:26:33,290 --> 01:26:33,960
That's all

1519
01:26:34,040 --> 01:26:35,000
Yeah

1520
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:36,500
Get rid of this pair

1521
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:38,420
Try that pair on

1522
01:26:41,290 --> 01:26:43,210
This pair's just three hundred for you then

1523
01:26:49,790 --> 01:26:50,810
My mother's over eighty years old

1524
01:26:50,830 --> 01:26:51,810
I know about your mother, I know

1525
01:26:51,830 --> 01:26:54,330
Don't just talk about your mother

1526
01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:03,500
From start to finish,
Pickle didn't have a chance to talk

1527
01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,170
He even paid NT300

1528
01:27:05,250 --> 01:27:06,750
to buy this pair of glasses

1529
01:27:07,630 --> 01:27:10,080
The problem is, it was his original pair

1530
01:27:11,330 --> 01:27:14,750
Pickle didn't complain about
his uncle's behavior

1531
01:27:15,420 --> 01:27:18,790
But treated this way by the only man
he could ask

1532
01:27:19,250 --> 01:27:21,210
he felt his hopes inside fading

1533
01:27:40,630 --> 01:27:42,460
Destiny has a way of teasing people

1534
01:27:43,210 --> 01:27:44,130
That afternoon

1535
01:27:44,210 --> 01:27:48,080
Kevin asked Pickle to take Mother Pickle
to the hospital for a check-up

1536
01:27:48,170 --> 01:27:50,960
He even arranged for a hospital stay

1537
01:27:51,830 --> 01:27:53,170
But after a long examination

1538
01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:55,380
they didn't find any cause

1539
01:27:55,920 --> 01:27:59,040
so she just stayed overnight
and received IV support

1540
01:27:59,580 --> 01:28:01,830
Pickle felt very alarmed

1541
01:28:02,330 --> 01:28:04,290
that Kevin was doing this for him

1542
01:28:05,290 --> 01:28:07,750
He didn't know
what Kevin's intentions were

1543
01:28:08,750 --> 01:28:11,130
He just felt like air
was trapped in his chest

1544
01:28:11,210 --> 01:28:13,130
that couldn't find an exit

1545
01:28:40,080 --> 01:28:42,290
The sun was strong for those few days

1546
01:28:42,380 --> 01:28:44,250
Pickle, feeling ill at ease

1547
01:28:44,330 --> 01:28:47,500
decided to take care of the leaking roof

1548
01:28:48,420 --> 01:28:50,670
He went to the deputy speaker's
service office

1549
01:28:50,750 --> 01:28:54,250
and found a discarded election banner

1550
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:57,790
Displayed on the banner was Bill Small

1551
01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,540
"One vote, one devotion"

1552
01:28:59,630 --> 01:29:01,460
with a face promising civil duty

1553
01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:05,880
The deputy speaker held passion
for justice and gorgeous women

1554
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:08,920
and was first in line to protect citizens
from harm

1555
01:29:12,540 --> 01:29:13,880
After spreading the banner

1556
01:29:13,960 --> 01:29:16,000
Pickle sat alone on the rooftop

1557
01:29:16,540 --> 01:29:19,500
and slowly came to a decision

1558
01:29:19,580 --> 01:29:22,330
to take a look at Belly Button's house

1559
01:29:39,420 --> 01:29:42,170
Nobody had ever gone into
Belly Button's house

1560
01:29:42,250 --> 01:29:46,580
Even Sugar Apple sat outside
when eating with Belly Button

1561
01:29:47,540 --> 01:29:50,630
Pickle must've been the first
to step inside Belly Button's house

1562
01:29:50,710 --> 01:29:53,330
and without Belly
Button's permission either

1563
01:31:15,420 --> 01:31:17,630
Sitting in Belly Button's UFO house

1564
01:31:17,710 --> 01:31:21,460
Pickle wondered,
this guy who always used to bully him

1565
01:31:21,540 --> 01:31:23,330
where was he now?

1566
01:31:26,290 --> 01:31:28,420
Looking around the bed

1567
01:31:28,500 --> 01:31:31,290
it was all dolls that Belly
Button had caught

1568
01:31:31,380 --> 01:31:33,250
and models cut out from magazines

1569
01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:36,210
Pickle only realized then

1570
01:31:36,290 --> 01:31:38,670
how little he really
knew about Belly Button

1571
01:31:39,670 --> 01:31:42,130
I think that even though
we live in a space age

1572
01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:45,420
and mankind could long ago ride ships
to the moon

1573
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:50,580
we'll never be able to explore
the universe of others' hearts

1574
01:33:23,040 --> 01:33:23,750
That day

1575
01:33:23,830 --> 01:33:26,000
there were two big events
in southern Taiwan

1576
01:33:26,790 --> 01:33:29,080
One was the Dharma Assembly to pray
for the nation

1577
01:33:29,170 --> 01:33:31,460
The other was Belly Button's funeral

1578
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:35,460
On the way to the gravesite

1579
01:33:35,540 --> 01:33:37,580
the sun was shining brightly

1580
01:33:38,170 --> 01:33:39,250
But the road

1581
01:33:39,330 --> 01:33:42,040
was flooded for no apparent reason

1582
01:33:43,250 --> 01:33:46,040
Pickle and the others stood
hesitating on one side

1583
01:33:46,130 --> 01:33:49,210
But Belly Button had already reached
the other side

1584
01:33:50,210 --> 01:33:53,080
as if to tell Pickle that escorting
him this far was enough

1585
01:33:53,170 --> 01:33:54,130
The next step

1586
01:33:54,210 --> 01:33:56,080
he would walk slowly and alone

1587
01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:06,750
Peanut

1588
01:34:06,830 --> 01:34:08,830
There were really no other photos?

1589
01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:11,130
Find one yourself

1590
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:15,710
It's a good thing he was arrested

1591
01:34:15,790 --> 01:34:17,040
It was on the news

1592
01:34:17,130 --> 01:34:19,040
so I could find screenshots online

1593
01:34:20,250 --> 01:34:22,080
or we'd be out of luck

1594
01:34:22,170 --> 01:34:23,670
Not a scrap of ID

1595
01:34:25,210 --> 01:34:26,710
I'm telling you

1596
01:34:26,790 --> 01:34:28,380
Good thing it existed

1597
01:34:29,250 --> 01:34:30,540
Nobody knew him anyway

1598
01:34:33,000 --> 01:34:33,710
Fuck you

1599
01:34:33,790 --> 01:34:34,830
What the hell did you say?

1600
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:35,580
What?

1601
01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:36,630
What the fuck?

1602
01:34:36,710 --> 01:34:37,580
Fuck you

1603
01:34:39,540 --> 01:34:40,460
What the fuck?

1604
01:34:40,960 --> 01:34:41,790
What?

1605
01:34:42,130 --> 01:34:43,210
Come on

1606
01:34:46,000 --> 01:34:47,130
What the fuck

1607
01:34:52,500 --> 01:34:53,290
You wanna fight?

1608
01:34:53,380 --> 01:34:54,130
Let's fight

1609
01:34:54,210 --> 01:34:54,920
Fuck you

1610
01:34:55,420 --> 01:34:56,250
Fuck

1611
01:35:01,790 --> 01:35:03,630
Bring it on, motherfucker

1612
01:35:09,210 --> 01:35:10,290
Fuck you